Saturday, September 19, 2009

Out of Character...

Did Beverley save the story for me?

Yeah, I guess. I couldn't put it down. I eagerly turned the pages. Thea finally stopped whining to let Cave into her space. And then, wham bam, once she stopped being so bitchy, Cave grows a heart and humor and Thea does reckless things. It was quite frustrating and totally out of character. But did I throw it against the wall? No, cause Beverley really makes the chemistry between Cave and Thea really pop. Her attention to historical detail is phenomenal. And unlike alot of other romance authors Thea and Cave don't "fall in love" in the first 20 pages. They've got some smoking chemistry, and when they kiss Thea can't remember why she doesn't like Cave, and why she's been playing life so safe. There's a push pull. Cave knows his reputation could ruin her life and Thea knows that his reputation for violence is based in fact. She's unsure if she wants to shackle herself to that. Despite the clashing between the characters early

My problems? This is one of the final books in a series. While Beverly doesn't harp too much on the stories of the secondary characters making me feel left out, its enough to make me flounder a bit. My biggest issue? The sex, or lack of it. They hook up midway through the book, (no sex) but at the end, post marriage, the sex scene is SO lame. The chemistry was such a monumental plot line, you'd think that Beverly would have made more of an issue about consumating the relationship.

Ugh, this review is a little half assed. I drank too much last night and this hang over is a bitch.

Halloween is coming. And I think I know what I want to be.



Yep. Max from Where the Wild Things Are. Slutty of course. Because I love making things that totally are NOT slutty, slutty! Like sexy Freddy Krugar from last year. I rocked that shit. This year's costume will entail a long fleece zip up hoodie with wolf ears attached at the hood, a pleated attatched white skirt (made my moi!) and fingerless gloves. Of course high heels are a must. Tights or leggings may make an appearance, depending on how cold it is. I'm really excited about making the crown and scepter. Now all I need are my wild things!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Moar Books!

Went to the library today.
Got more books.

This batch:
Lady Beware - Jo Beverley - historical romance
Sugar Daddy - Lisa Klepeys - contemporary romance
Something I cant remember the title of - Lora Leigh - contemporary erotic romance

A note: I'm trying again on the Lora Leigh, every time I put the one I rented last week down i pick it back up again at a random moment and am hooked again. The story is SO slow, the characters are fucking ludicrously bad and the sex is sometimes over done. But I can see how people get hooked. I wont be one of them, but I'm willing to give it the good old college try.

I am about a fourth of the way through Lady Beware and I'm having a bit of a rough time of it. Beverly is a phenomenal writer. Her worlds are really well researched. The society reads like a history book. I am constantly putting the book down to research some historical figure or whatever poem she is alluding to. She's kinda been a hit or miss. I read one which I LOVED, and started another which I couldn't get into. This one hooked me in the first 3 pages, but I'm not sure how much I can read.

In this novel she has a major play on words in naming her characters. The hero's name is Horatio Cave. Cave is pronounced Ca-Vey which in latin is Beware. Clever huh? He gets the name Canum Cave (beware of dog) as a jibe which haunts him throughout his life. His reputation was ruined from birth, being from a very bad stock in a society which holds your forefathers and ancestors to the highest standard. When I say bad stock I mean criminal bad stock; lunacy, getting the pox from prostitutes, murder, duels, rape and very heavy gambling. He's ultimately ruined.

Enter heroine, Theodosia Debenham (gift from god). Thea is well mannered and a perfect lady. She gets embarassed by open affection and is restrained in all of her attitudes. (Dollars to donughts that Cave is going to unleash her earthier passions.) Cave helps her family out in a sticky situation and is being championed by her family for it, so that he can clear his name of past deeds.

Yay! Beverley! You've hooked me like woah! But goddamnit, this book is focused on what others think and say about the heroine and hero that I cant even get a sense on what either of them are like. Cave is a little better than Thea. I just want to punch her in the face. She's so cautious that I don't even think she can redeem herself. Any passion will just seem out of character for this cold fish who looks at Cave like he's dog food (heh heh). I am having a hard time seeing the sparks between them because Thea is so worried about what everyone else is talking about behind her back. She so busy evesdropping while floating around the ball room floor, that she is completely ignoring Cave's good looks. WTF Beverley! You better be able to save this shit.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Ack. I'm getting behind in these reviews.

I now appear to just be listing what I'm reading,

Tender is the Storm - Johanna Lindsey
Hidden Agendas - Lora Leigh
Blue Eyed Devil - Lisa Kelpas
Skippy JohnJones - Judy Schachner
Skippy JohnJones in Mummy Trouble - Judy Schachner
Skippy JohnJones in the Dog House - Judy Schachner

Yikes! So many!

I didn't even write about being a classy cheap ass slut on a budget in Seattle.
Actually, when I was in Seattle I was far from a classy cheap ass slut on a budget. I spent the whole of my savings on food, booze and fun. I fail.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Pre Review: Susan Elizabeth Phillips Hot Shot

I always love this author.
But this was a miss already.
I can't quite put my finger on it why, but I kinda want to punch someone?
...or maybe hug them.

No more Old School SEP, only new ones.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

To Review

I've read a crap ton of books since I reviewed Julie Garwood's Mercy.

A list now, for me to remember to review all of them.

All U Can Eat - Emma Holly - Erotica - A
Ain't She Sweet - Susuan Elizabeth Phillips - Contemporary Romance - B
Bet Me - Jennifer Crusie - Contemporary Romance - A+
King and King - Haan and Nijland - Childrens - B-
Someday My Prince - Christina Dodd - Historical Romance - Epic didn't finish

Currently Reading:
Hot Shot - Susan Elizabeth Phillips - Contemporary Romance

Next on deck:
Breathers: A Zombie's Lament - S.G. Browne - Fiction
AND
Pride, Predjudice & Zombies - Jane Austin & Seth Grahaem Smith